You Me At Six were commissioned to write a song about a rollercoaster. GTFO.
Hugh Platt is a bitter, old man, but he’s not as clever as he thinks he is. You Me At Six have just confused the hell out of him, for example. I now this got announced yesterday, and really, given our...
View ArticleMayhem’s Euronymous to get immortalised on the tail of a Norwegian airliner?
Oh internet. Sometimes you get up to some japes, don’t you? Norwegian Airlines are running a ballot where the public can vote on which famous Norwegian they’d like to see painted on the tail fin of...
View ArticleDon’t steal Les Claypool’s hat in the middle of a Primus gig, you idiot.
There were metaphysical puns galore to be had at last night’s Primus show, when Les Claypool’s Derby was literally knocked into a cocked hat by one rowdy fan. The Primus founder and frontman is very...
View ArticleThis is the one time when we talk about “the dwarves in the photo with James...
Well played, Mr. Hetfield, well played…. (c/o Metal Injection, Metal Sucks, and a whole load of other places)
View ArticleDISINGENUOUS HEADLINE: “Sex born from Hard Rock and Heavy Metal”
Everyone knows that Metal – being a creative endeavour requiring many years of focussed and diligent study – is all about sex. Power Metal? Sex. Death Metal? Angry Sex. Djent? Very complicated,...
View ArticlePOLL: Finland is exporting a TV show where rock stars invade your house, do...
Okay, so last week we gave you some advice about how to spruce up your shabby home – but what if you live in an absolute pit of squalor? What if your wretched hovel is so far gone that even the...
View ArticleGREATEST HITS OF 2012 no.3: Publicly calling out TRC over their video to...
There has only been one instance in the near-five year history of Thrash Hits that we’ve hesitated before clicking the ‘Publish’ button out of fear for our physical safety. And that was earlier this...
View ArticleAndrew W.K. becomes the face of…sex wipes?
Okay this technically got announced at the tail-end of last week, but you’ll forgive us if we don’t keep up to date with all the moving and shaking in the world of sex wipe PR stunts. Anyway, here’s...
View ArticleNEW GENRE ALERT: Vinecore
It’s not everyday that we get an email from a band claiming to have invented an entirely new genre, but that’s just what’s happened. Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to present to you Vinecore. The band...
View ArticleWhy can’t metal fans spell their favourite bands correctly?
Pulling people up on their spelling is a dick move – we get people referring to us as ‘Trash Hits’ all the time, after all – but Heavy Metal is a religion to almost 41,000 people and, as such, ought...
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